What round of golf is complete with our beer? A long shitty boring one, thats for sure! For your SAT studiers out there: Beer is to golf like HD is to TV, like parties is to college, like porn is to "alone time" and like the dark is to sex with an ugly girl; you can do all without the other, but you lose the true entertainment factor. (if anyone looks at this today, I will fill in the blanks later from a different computer.) There is no coincidence that there is 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day and the beer companies have shown their respect with the 18-pack. There is a reason that an 18-pack does not divide evenly between foursome, be a man and drink your own. As our shirt says "a beer a hole is only par," and those are words we live by. This Vintage Brand design is the logo for the ultra exclusive Drinking Apparel Country Club. This club's members are not your typical doctors, lawyers and leaders of business, but more of the Ty Webb breed (Chevy Chase in Caddyshack). Your status in this Country Club is not measured by your stroke handicap or individual wealth, but ability to have a good time and stay intoxicatedly hydrated all the way to the end of the back nine. 

Screen printed on 70% cotton blend for great comfort, see size chart for sizing information. Shirts are available in additional colors, color ink and smaller/larger sizes then shown. Please email contact@drinkingapparel.com, subject line: Custom Order, and further information will be provided.