There are not many things better then day drinking and when you add the beach, its damn near perfect. By the time you have rotated your beach chair full half circle and displayed your high school glory days football arm a couple times, the prescription of your polarized beer goggles with be at its max and even a Jersey Shore quality girl seems like a trophy to show mom. In the morning you will wake up to a pounding dehydrated head ache, a thrown out shoulder and crabs in your shorts (from the beach and your beach 10). Not all is bad though, look on the Bright Red side, you will have a killer tan. This Vintage Brand design is a beach sign for the premier party beach of all time where anything goes, except the rules that are clearly posted, can you read? 

Screen printed on 70% cotton blend for great comfort, see size chart for sizing information. Shirts are available in additional colors, color ink and smaller/larger sizes then shown. Please email contact@drinkingapparel.com, subject line: Custom Order, and further information will be provided.