Who needs a reason to drink? Its a valid question. Who cares that it is 5 o'clock somewhere, its also mid-night somewhere and those people are shit-faced just for the fun of it. So, who needs a reason to drink, not me and not who likes this shirt. If you do need a reason to drink, do it for the factory workers kids who need you to drink beer so their mommies and daddies can buy them the new Jordans, which helps the economy too. So it is up to you to save the kids and the well being of the United States, one drink at a time. Therefore, unless you hate the country you live in, drink for no reason and you will have a reason to drink.