There are not many things better then day drinking and when you add the beach, its damn near perfect. By the time you have rotated your beach chair full half circle and displayed your high school glory days football arm a couple times, the prescription of your polarized beer goggles with be at its max and even a Jersey Shore quality girl seems like a trophy to show mom. In the morning you will wake up to a pounding dehydrated head ache, a thrown out shoulder and crabs in your shorts (not from the beach, but your yesterday's beach princess). Not all is bad though, look on the Bright Red side, you will have a killer tan.